I
came across this phrase yesterday. "FENDER
SKIRTS". A
term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about "fender
skirts" started
me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with
hardly a notice, like "curb
feelers"
and "steering
knobs." (AKA)
suicide knob...
Since I'd been
thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first. Any kids will
probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these
terms to you. Remember "Continental
kits?" They were
rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car
as cool as a Lincoln Continental...
When did we quit calling
them "emergency
brakes?" At some
point "parking
brake"
became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency
brake."
I'm sad, too, that almost
all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the "foot
feed."
Didn't you ever wait at
the street for your daddy to come home, so you could ride the "running
board" up to the
house?
Here's a phrase I heard
all the time in my youth but never anymore - "store-bought."
Of course, just about everything is store-bought these days. But once it was
bragging material to have a store-bought dress or a store-bought bag of
candy...
"Coast to
coast" is a
phrase that once held all sorts of excitement and now means almost nothing.
Now we take the term "world
wide" for
granted. This floors me...
On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall"
was once a magical term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or her
hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting! Today, everyone replaces
their wall-to-wall carpeting with hardwood floors. Go figure.
When's the last time you
heard the quaint phrase "in
a family way?"
It's hard to imagine that the word
"pregnant"
was once considered a little too graphic, a little too clinical for use in
polite company. So we had all that talk about stork visits and "being
in a family way"
or simply "expecting."
Apparently "brassiere"
is a word no longer in usage. I said it the other day and my daughter cracked
up. I guess it's just "bra"
now. "Unmentionables"
probably wouldn't be understood at all.
I always loved going to
the "picture
show," but I
considered "movie"
an affectation.
Most of these words go
back to the '50s, but here's a pure-'60s word I came across the other day
- "rat
fink."
Ooh, what a nasty put-down!
Here's a word I miss - "percolator."
That was just a fun word to say. And what was it replaced with? "Coffee
maker." How
dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for this...
I miss those made-up
marketing words that were meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro.
Words like "DynaFlow"
and "Electrolux."
Introducing the 1963 Admiral TV, now with "SpectraVision!" ...
Food for thought - Was
there a telethon that wiped out "lumbago"?
Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe that's what castor oil cured, because
I never hear mothers threatening kids with castor oil anymore...
Some words aren't gone,
but are definitely on the endangered list. The one that grieves me most is "supper."
Now everybody says "dinner."
Save a great word. Invite someone to supper. Discuss fender skirts. Someone
forwarded this to me. I thought some of us of a "certain
age" would
remember most of these...